Here's the story.
I winked at this guy on match.com the other day mainly because there was a photo of him playing golf. Since I am a golfer, I thought, "Hey. At least we'll have one thing in common. Maybe there won't be romance but a golf buddy would be fun."
He writes back with this:
How are you doing today?I hope you had a good night rest.Thank you for the wink hope you get this mail and it finds you well.I was glancing through profiles and your gorgeous picture got me attracted and your lovely words had me write you..lol.I really was marveled reading your profile and enjoyed doing so.The first thing that came to my mind when I saw your picture was "WOW..you're drop dead GORGEOUS.LOL, so I thought i'Id take out time to introduce myself.
My name is _____ am very much single, available and searching stay alone here in New York ready to relocate any were in the world for my soul mate . . .
and so on . . .
I am a major stickler for grammar and punctuation. But, I decided to get past the errors and right back to him.
This is what I received in response:
"We're sorry, the profile you're looking for could not be found. Please try another profile."
Even Match.com has grammatical errors!
I hate this.
It appears this guy used his free Match.com trial and didn't pay for a membership. Really? Don't write me if you are just screwing around on the site. Don't call me "gorgeous," "marvel" at my profile and then keep your credit card in your wallet.