Are you turned on yet ladies?
The spelling is atrocious and the conceit for his occupation turns my stomach! What is wrong with men who clean horse stalls or work with their hands?
This is some of what I have to deal with online dating with Match.com.
Oh. And then there is this:
"Im here for a mature woman to have fun with and a young woman to have an relationship with. im young and fun and love to go out. so if you want to try something new then give me a shot. you wont be dissapointed!"
I need to go throw up or take a shower. Maybe I'll throw up in the shower thinking of the delightful mean out there just waiting to date me.
"It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins."
- Chinese Proverb