. . . 18 profiles per page and only one man I remotely want to contact.
This was me the other day while checking out some profiles on Match.com. I have to admit, I am frustrated. This online dating thing has got me depressed.
Full disclosure here. I spend more time blogging, tweezing my eyebrows, cleaning my vacuum cleaner (insert anything here ___), than I do looking at these online profiles. Maybe I am not spending time looking through these profiles because the quality of men I come across is lacking.
I get all icky when I read some of these profiles.
a) Have photos spotlighting your various body parts. You don't see me pulling out my cell phone to take pictures of my double D's in my bathroom mirror.
b) Have photos of you with various women and their double D's. Ugh.
c) Have major grammatical errors. Dude, there is a difference between to, too and two.
d) Have photos of you where you can barely be seen because the photo was taken from so far away. You in a Brazilian rain forest does me no good if all I can see are the trees.
e) Have photos of you in a group and not letting me know which guy is you. How many times I thought you were the cute guy to your left.
f) Have men in their 40s, 50s, 60s looking for a woman in the age range of 18-35. Please. You are still going to need Viagra.
g) Have men looking for a woman who "can wear a baseball cap by day and an evening gown at night." Are you kidding me? How does yoga pants and tank top sound because that is what I am sporting right now.
h) Have men looking for a woman who likes "candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach." Ooh, I am so turned on. So. Cliche!
Can you please tell me something about yourself? Can you please be creative and funny and smart? Can you please be original, intelligent and truthful about your age and height?
Can you please be something other than what I am currently seeing? Please?
Maybe I am just too picky. Well, I know I kind of am but it doesn't hurt to dream and want a little of this . . .
I have a very big imagination!