You see, Match.com states that if you haven't met anyone in 6 Months, they will extend your subscription for 6 Months. Mine was extended. How sad is that?! I did not meet anyone in 6 Dang Months!
Now, don't get me wrong. Plenty of men have "winked" and some have even formulated nouns and verbs into complete sentences and typed an actual email. None have peaked my interest.
So, I fear that I will be resigned to the next 6 Months of this -
And this -
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen