February 18, 2010

Online Dating Company Extends Single Nester's Subscription

Ladies, this really isn't a good thing.

You see, Match.com states that if you haven't met anyone in 6 Months, they will extend your subscription for 6 Months. Mine was extended. How sad is that?! I did not meet anyone in 6 Dang Months!

Now, don't get me wrong. Plenty of men have "winked" and some have even formulated nouns and verbs into complete sentences and typed an actual email. None have peaked my interest.

Zero.
Zilch.
Nada.
Niente.
None.

So, I fear that I will be resigned to the next 6 Months of this -

And this -

And oh gosh, this -

So, I guess I will have to keep dreaming of those Olympian thighs on those cross-country skiers from Norway and Finland and Austria.

For now.

"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." - Woody Allen

8 comments:

Adrianna said...

Lmao..the quote at the end has got me dying!

Frugal Home Design said...

Too funny. Great quote. At least if you get 6 more months that means six more months for me of those awesome "self-portraits"

Bethany said...

Haha those men are sooo not hot even though they think so! good luck!!! Hopefully these next six months are much better!!

Amy said...

Hang in there! He's out there somewhere!

Holly said...

My friend has used match.com on and off...I have seen the photos posted vs. the real photos of the guys she has met/dated...Oh my! What about truth in advertising!?

Cindy ~ My Romantic Home said...

OH MY GOSH...too funny! I've done the match.com thing too...in fact I'm probably still on there but I'm not paying for it or using it now.

I'll be 50 this year...just picture what those men look like if you want a good laugh! I told myself I was going to start dating again this year since my last baby is almost 18 but I think I burned myself out on online dating about 10 years ago and I don't know if I'm brave enough to tackle it again! Maybe I'll live vicariously through you and your blog??? LOL

tara said...

I love online dating. There is nothing in the world that makes me laugh like men describing themselves, misspelling every other word, and just general douchebaggery. I'm sure that's a word. It describes ninety percent of the guys I've found online.

raysongrrl said...

i found your blog thru your dyi necklace display (which kicks ass)and i just had to comment. you cracked me up when you talked about them formulating nouns and verbs. keep up the sarcasm!

Related Posts with Thumbnails