February 4, 2010

Letter to Mr. Match.com

Here we go again ladies - another lovely "match" from Match.com . What exactly matching criteria is this outfit using?

I found this man's profile photos so amusing that I had to make a collage and write him a letter.

Dear Mr. Muscle Man,

Why is it that you think this even remotely looks attractive? Do you really think I am going to respond to you when all you are doing is showing me body parts? Do you think I am breathing heavy looking at your grossly huge "whatever those muscles are called" or the closeup of your jewels?

What is the deal with the hand gestures? Pull up your pants!

Is there anything going on between your ears besides the side effects from prolonged steroid use? Obviously, I am not the kind of woman you are looking to meet because who in their right mind would like a man who posts photos like this? Not I that is for sure.

Yo!

The Single Nester
(And happy to stay that way if this is what is out there!)

"Whenever I date a guy I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" - Rita Rudner

6 comments:

Sarah said...

Your letter is hilarious! I'm with you, I would never even give this guy a second look, GROSS!!!
God's blessings,
Sarah :D

Denise said...

OMG! You are so funny! loving your blog! welcome.

Kelly@TearingUpHouses said...

Hm. Clearly not anticipating his target audience. Let's hope this guy isn't in marketing...

Kelly

micah @ the yellow front door said...

One word: Ew.

Lanie Ree said...

This is so funny! What a catch.

Cynthia@BargainBellissimo said...

I am laughing so hard I have to share this...
You and I have some of the same sense of humor...I am cracking up reading your posts!! I have 3 kids at home right now who are having "disagreements"...this was the perfect comic relief I needed...Thank you!!

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